What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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