at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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