I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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