cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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