Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
well I can't set my house on fire every night
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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