He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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