I don't think brook has ever known best
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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