She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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