two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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