drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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