I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
