I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
This couple is walking their pig around campus
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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