so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
