whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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