the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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