I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Do vagina's smell?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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