He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
that may or may not have been my penis.
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