Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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