it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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