So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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