you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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