there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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