tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
why do cheetos always look like penises
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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