Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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