i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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