Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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