6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just tell him i said nine months
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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