I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You took a bar mat shot.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
