Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
only you would photoshop your dick
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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