But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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