whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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