The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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