His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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