thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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