Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Terrible idea I love it
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
wow bdsm is so cute
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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