He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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