I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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