She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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