thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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