so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You're a disaster
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