a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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