i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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