Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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