I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
