Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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