He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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