we have officially lost it.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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