Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
