I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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