i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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